Yo Mama - Garbage Truck

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Dying Lawyer

A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. "The old fool," she thought, "I knew I should have left them in the basement!"