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Yo Mama - Cottage Cheese

Yo mama so old, she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.

Yo Mama - Motorcycle

Yo mama is so dumb, she locked her keys inside her motorcycle.

Yo Mama - Home Cooking

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo Mama - Star Wars

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?

A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear