Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Why Marry?

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

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Celebrating An Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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