Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Frostbite

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Jews and Santa

Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: myoclife

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg