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Santa's Toys
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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Skeleton Quits Football
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!
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Santa Check
He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.
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Written By: KielPhillips