Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa's Toys

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

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Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

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Written By: KielPhillips