Gross Jokes

Brown-noser vs Shit Head

Q: What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
A: Depth perception.

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Anonymous

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Suarez the Cannibal

Q: Did you hear about Suarez the cannibal?
A: Relatively ordinary guy, has a house, a beautiful wife, loves to eat Italian.

Written By: Crosley