Funny Thoughts

The Werewolf

" Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now comb your face."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

Evil Tuna

Q: Did you hear about the evil tuna?
A: Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Web Design Poetry

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous