Funny Thoughts

Tarzan's Last Words

Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?

Anonymous

Sixty Minutes

You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Caffeine

In Arkansas a man woke from a nineteen-year coma and asked for a Pepsi. "Just a small glass," he said. "Caffeine keeps me up."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Anonymous