Funny Thoughts

Mormon Marketing

Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Anonymous

Science Fiction Porn Titles

  • Alien Haserection
  • The Adventures of Prudo Snatch
  • Bottlestar Lactatica
  • 2010: Debbie Does Dialysis
  • Queen of the Dental Dammed
  • Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Tim Hung Wankenstein
  • Men in Back
  • Muffy The Vampire Layer
  • Erectnophobia
  • Flesh Gordon
  • Ghost Lusters
  • Honey, I Blew Everybody
  • IR4: Inrearendence Day
  • Interview With A Vibrator
  • Joannie Pneumatic
  • Planet Of The Babes

Anonymous

Vampire Savings

Q: Where do vampires keep their savings?
A: In blood banks!

Anonymous