Funny Thoughts

People

There are two types of people in this world today:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: RichK

Lost Love

I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend.
He had a bigger imagination than I did.

Anonymous

Toothbrush And Toilet Paper

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes
Anonymous