Mop Face Fight

I got in a bar fight one time with a big tough guy who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Govenor Chris Christie

Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.

Funny Thought about Skydiving

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!