Funny Thoughts

Redneck Half-Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Animal Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes
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Poisonous Snakes

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because, dad, I just bit my tongue!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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Dracula Rx

Q: What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
A: Coffin medicine!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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