Funny Thoughts

Busy Bee Doctor

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Anonymous

Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

Anonymous

Movie Love

My girlfriend told me "To make love to me like they do in the movies"
Long story short, I'm due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.

Submitted BY: DntUnderstandRandomE