Food Jokes

Banana Slip

Q: What is the time between slipping on a banana peel and hitting the pavement?
A: One 'bananosecond'.

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Fruit Comparison

Q: What have an apple and an orange got in common?
A: Neither of them can drive a tractor!

Categories: Food Jokes , Riddles
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