Bulimic Bachelor Party

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

FDA Milk Labeling Rules

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.

What's for Lunch

Q: How do you break an addiction to lunch meat?
A: Go cold turkey.