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Crunchy Lunch

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A: Icebergers!

Player's Diet

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Your Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho Cheese.

Humanitarian Diet

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Clever Insects

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?

A: Because they always know when your eating outside!