Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!