Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

On Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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Anonymous

Career Change

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." 
"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Childhood Dilemma

I feel sorry for the children of same-sex couples.
You either have to put up with twice the number of Dad jokes, or you're stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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