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The Cost of a Rented Tux

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on. "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."

Job Interview

"Name?"

"JJoon Sttutuartt"

"Again please"

"JJoon Sttutuartt"

"Sir, are you a stutterer?"

"No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"

Grillin' with Dad

One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left and never came back. I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.

Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

A: His daddy was really a mummy.

You Might Be A Redneck 53

You might be a redneck if...

  • You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
  • You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
  • You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny.
  • Your house has a kickstand.
  • You drive around a parking lot for fun.
  • Your girlfriend has ever called YOUR parents "Ma and Pa".
  • You have to duct tape your gloves on.
  • You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.
  • Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.
  • You think that Marlboro is a cologne.