A polish man goes to the eye doctor and looks at the chart - P Z C R K I C H. The doctor asks, "Can you see them?"
The man says, "See them? That's his cousin."
The Polish Navy
Q: Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats?
A: So they can see the old Polish Navy.
Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.
Polack And Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polack with a Mongoloid?
A: A Polaroid One-Step.
Farmer Becomes a Pole
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters."