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Polish Eyes

A polish man goes to the eye doctor and looks at the chart - P Z C R K I C H. The doctor asks, "Can you see them?"

The man says, "See them? That's his cousin."

The Polish Navy

Q: Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats?

A: So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?

A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Polack And Mongoloid

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polack with a Mongoloid?

A: A Polaroid One-Step.

Farmer Becomes a Pole

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters."