Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polack were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison. However, the guard was rather kind towards them, and said, "I am going to lock you away for five years, but I'll let you have anything you want now before I lock you away. "The Englishman says, "I'll have five years' supply of beer!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his beer. The Frenchman says, "I'll have five years' supply of brandy!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his brandy. The Polack says, "I'll have five years' supply of cigarettes!" His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his cigarettes. Five years later, the Germans come to release their prisoners. First, they release the Englishman, who staggers out totally drunk. Then, they release the Frenchman, who also rolls out rather drunk. Finally, they release the Polack, who comes out and says, "Has anyone got a light?"

Q: How can you tell when a polish woman is done sucking cock?

A: She spits out the feathers.

Q: Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?

A: The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! " One of the guys says, "The sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!"

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!