Wrong Operation

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?" "Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "I though it was an autopsy!"

Polish Air Disaster

First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but remember it's just a joke! Poland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Polish Battle Ship

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water!