Ethnic / Country Jokes - Italian Jokes
Half Jew Half Italian
Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
Italian Boy Grow Mustache
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
The Frenchman and the Italian
A Frenchman and an Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude.
"Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!" the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.
So the Italian shot her.
Short Armed Italian
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A Speech Impediment!
A Brief Declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"
He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"