Q: What are the Iraqi military rules of engagement?
A: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Military Motto: I came I saw I took my American truck and drove home.
Iraq Air Defense
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Iraq Air Force
Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Bingo Game In Baghdad
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that : Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.