The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Commission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen. The Fish and Game Commission crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well however it wouldn't bite. Then they decided to cross the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but it was so stupid they had to teach it how to swim.

Malaysia & USA

Q: What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?
A:  USA  has got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

Murphy Won the Irish Sweepstakes

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields. Murphy said, "Where are we now?" The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas." "It's a big place," said Murphy. The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it." And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for it!"