Ethnic / Country Jokes

Paddy Letter

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
     

Anonymous

Paris Native

Q: What's a native of Paris called?
A: A parasite.

Anonymous

Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Anonymous