Disease / Afflictions Jokes - STD Jokes

Escaping The Hospital

Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!

Anonymous

Seen You Before?

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic."

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Poem By Urinal Man

As I stand here, and try to piss
I think of the gal that gave me this
If I see her, when I get well
I'll get it again
As sure as Hell

Anonymous