Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Banished

I told my wife I had shingles. She told me to go live on the roof.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Irish Jig

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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Go to the Doctor

A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out... I'm freakin' out... my pee's coming out in four streams." He says, "Get up on the table and I'll see what I can do." She gets up on the table, and as he's examining her, he starts to giggle. She says, "It's not funny. My pee's coming out in four streams." He says, "It won't anymore. I took the trouser button out of there."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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