Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Escaping The Hospital

Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Worst Headache

Q: What's the worst way to get a headache?
A: When she sneezes.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Anonymous

Plugged Asian

Q: What's the Chinese word for constipation?
A: Hungchow.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Diarrhea Jokes)
Submitted BY: Mark