Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Pirate at Doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dermatologist Jokes)
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Mad Cow vs PMS

Q: What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?
A: Two tits!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles
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Urology Humor

Q: What EKG find is associated with hypospadias?
A: An inverted p-wave.

Categories: Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG