Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

A grain of wheat?

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."

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Anonymous

Sick Herder

Q: What kinds of sickness do shepherds suffer from?
A: Staff infections.

Anonymous

Kitchen Sex

Q: Why is kitchen sex so popular lately?
A: Because that's the only way to get laid on an island in 2020

Submitted BY: MEG