Disability Jokes

Uni Color

Q: Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
A: He had a reptile dysfunction.

Anonymous

Car Accident Diagnosis

There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed. The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

Anonymous

Better Than Winning

Q: What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?
A: Walking.

Anonymous