Can I Take His Place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

Watch This

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"?

All is Quiet

A rural school asked the children to write about a recent exciting event in their lives. A small boy is selected to read out his composition. “Daddy fell in the well last week…” he begins. “Gracious,” said his teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” replies the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”