Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

Anonymous

English Teacher

The first civilian on the shuttle was an English teacher...now she's history.

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Mexican Funeral

Q: Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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