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Visiting Grandma

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."

Special FX

My friend asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."

Elton John vs Princess Diana

Q: What's the difference between Elton John and Princess Diana?

A: One's composing, the other is decomposing.

Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 

A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Dark Humor

Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer...

there's nothing like popping open a cold one!