Dark Humor Jokes

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Final Curtain

At his annual checkup, a man is told that he has contracted a deadly disease and has only twelve hours to live. His only consolation is that it’s not contagious. When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, “Honey, let’s make love tonight. It will be the night of your life.” They make love with a passion, and it’s amazing, and they kiss and go to sleep. A little while later he wakes her up and says, “How about we do it again?” They make love again, and it’s even better and more bittersweet. They are exhausted. Sensing the end approaching, the husband asks, “Hey, how about just one more time?” “That’s easy for you to say,” the wife says. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Unloading Zombie Babies

Q: How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
A: With a pitchfork.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Riddles
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Hot Topics

Q: What kind of questions do pyromaniacs ask?
A: Burning questions.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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