Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Written By: MickD

Cannibal Compliment

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "Gosh, Bill, your wife makes a great meal."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Newfoundland Fisherman Burial

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (News Headlines)
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