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German tourist at NYC McDonald's

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

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Anonymous

X-Men

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.
Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

Anonymous

New HIV Statistics

Q: What is the probability that a man will catch HIV?
A: One in every two and a half men.

Submitted BY: jbrys