Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Difference Between Jesus and Madonna

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
A: Jesus was only resurrected once.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Happy Song

Bill: Did you here that happy is the worlds number one song?
Bob: Pharrell?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Russell Horning - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: RussellHorning

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth," said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone."

Categories: Money Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Technology Jokes
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