Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Three Golfers

Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.
A: Monica is a hooker, O.J. is a slicer and Bill doesn't know what hole to put it in.

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Reunite the Beetles

Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
A: Two more bullets.

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Malaysia & USA

Q: What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?
A:  USA  has got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

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