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Q: Did you hear that OJ Simpson has a new website?
A: www.ojsimpson.com/nicole\\prison//

True Political Story - Winston Churchill

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays. Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one." Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one." 

Tyson's Excuses!

The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:

1. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off".
2. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos".
3. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters.
4. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
5. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith.
6. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy".
7. Ears are tasty.
8. It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
9. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring".
10. He ran out of gum.