Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Britney Spears Drinking Milk

Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Anonymous

Netflix Message

Netflix should change its message from, 'are you still watching?' to 'you should go shower and come back'

Submitted BY: MEG

Tesla Upgrade

My sales manager pulled up in a new Tesla Model S today and I complimented him on it. 
He said, "Well, if you set goals, you're determined, and you work really hard and put in the long hours, I can trade up to a Model D next year."

Anonymous