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Brainwashing

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Parting Hair

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

Blonde and Floor Tiles

Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?
A: Once you lay them you can walk all over them.

Blonde Troubles in Restroom

Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?

A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

Bermuda Triangle

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.