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New Paint

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy!

Multiple Orgasms

Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

A: Great work, team!

Favorite Nursery Ryhme

Q: What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Hump me dump me

Sex with a Blonde

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?

A: Bucket seats.

Why Do Blondes Wear Underwear?

Q:  Why do blondes wear underwear?

A:  To keep their ankles warm.