Blonde and Banana Peel

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs... "Here we go again."

Brazilian

A blonde was sitting in the train station reading the paper. The headline read, 12 Brazilian soldiers killed in shoot out. She turned to the man next to her and asked, "How many is a brazilian?"

Applying For A Job

A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns titled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."