Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

A Blonde with Brains

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A: A golden retriever.

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Blonde Father

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says "Alright. Who's the other father!"

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Blondes' High Fives

Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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