Q: Why did the blonde like lightning?
A: She thought someone was taking her picture.
Blonde - Sleeping Pills
Q: Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
Blonde - Cop
A blonde policewoman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts." The policewoman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"