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Missing A Period

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?

A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Ice Pack

Q: Why did the blonde put an ice pack on her chest?

A: To keep the milk fresh.

Blonde On a Shakey Airplane

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?

A: Must be an earthquake.

Breaking News

Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?

A: She had to break a window to get out!

Belly Button

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?

A: Her boyfriend was also blonde.