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Jigsaw -Riddles

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

A Blonde Washing Her Clothes

Once upon a time a blonde was swimming in the river. A man approached her and asked, "Why are you doing this? The blonde replied, "I'm washing my clothes. Is there a problem?" The man said, "Why don't you try a washing machine? The blonde replied, "But, I get dizzy in the washing machine!"

Blonde and a Fish

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.

Blonde - OJ

Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?

A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."

Library Fast Food

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian scowled and replied "Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed and said "Oh, sorry." The blonde then whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger."