Missing A Period
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q: Why did the blonde put an ice pack on her chest?
A: To keep the milk fresh.
Blonde On a Shakey Airplane
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to break a window to get out!
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was also blonde.