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Frozen Theater -Riddles

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see ''Closed for the Winter.''

Blondes to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

Blondes and Candles

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

Blonde and a Car

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Transparency

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.