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The Origin of Blondes

Q: Why were blondes created?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!

Zipper

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?

A: They can't find the zipper.

Your Breast Is Loose

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

Bellybuttons

Q: How come blonde girls have bruises in and around their bellybuttons?

A: Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

Thermos

One day a blonde went into o Walt-Mart and saw something she liked.

“What is this thing?” She asked the clerk.

“A thermos.” The clerk replied. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde bought one, and brought it to work the next day.

“What is that thing?” asked her boss, who was also blonde.

“A thermos. Keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold.”

“Interesting,” her boss replied, “what do you have in it?”

“I’ve got coffee and a popsicle inside.”