Blondes And Beer In Hell

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place. "Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don't!"

Fly Baby Fly

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blonde answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted to try out our new maxi-pads with wings."

How do You Keep a Blonde Busy?

Part I: How do you keep a blonde busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.
Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'