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Blonde - After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!"
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Being Direct
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"
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Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
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