Blondes and Cheese Whiz
Q: How are a blonde's legs like cheese whiz?
A: They're both useless unless they're spread!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Shortage of Parachutes
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were all aboard a crashing plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
Blondes to Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.