Why Are There No Dumb Brunettes?

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Blonds On An Island

There were once three blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. While searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out." I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer" one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird" one said, and flew away immediately. The 3rd, and last one thought for a while. "I want to be a man. Maybe that would help." She was instantly transformed into a man, then walked across the bridge to the mainland, where she joined her two friends.

Spaghetti and Blondes

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!